Sunday, June 1, 2008

~ Your Tax Rebate ~

The federal government is sending each and everyone of  us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and  vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help  the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy  prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still  produced in the USA . Thank you for your help and please support the U.S.A.


::evil grin:: Sorry, couldn't resist, sad as it is I thought it was funny.


 



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was funny.
Sad, but true is that not everyone is getting the full $600. My son didn't and he was due it. A couple of friends were due that and only got half. I also read in a couple of journals that people only got half of what they expected.
What's up with that? Uncle Sam spent it before they ever got a chance.
Take care, Chrissie

Anonymous said...

ouch...too much truth in this one.
gina

Anonymous said...

Sad but true...but i couldn't help but laugh myself....

We haven't got our check yet, I hope we get the full amount...(reading chrissies comment below)...cause we could sure use it with gas prices, and food and everything else going up...

Honestly we all need a huge cost of living raise in order to keep our heads above water anymore....it's sad!

Hugs
Terri

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Anonymous said...

I read this a couple weeks ago...hilarious!  And true, unfortunately.  LOL

XOXO,
bridgett

Anonymous said...

Ha ha .....you made me laugh!!

Anonymous said...

It may be funny but there is a lot of truth in that!
; (
Marie

Anonymous said...

i am LOL at this. Hilarious AND true!
LOVE YOU

Anonymous said...

LMAO Go Red Wings...  I know...evil, evil, evil :)

Anonymous said...

i got that in an email.

Anonymous said...

I have to pass this on!!  LOL

But hey, what about buying a Chevy?

LORI

Anonymous said...

OK, maybe a beer or two but I refuse the  tattoo, LOL.

              Julie

Anonymous said...

Keeping the money here in the good ol USA!!! great share!

Anonymous said...

I agree...support the USA!!!
Hugs and love,
Joyce

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh,,,thanks for the laugh,,,it was much needed.
Sheri

Anonymous said...

Im racking my brain here ,what ever could you buy that would help the Brits hee hee Havent we got anything you want ? lol ..love

Anonymous said...

LOLOL.......how true is that though

Anonymous said...

LOLOL.......how true is that though

Anonymous said...

LOL and it's true.

Love ya,
Cindy

Anonymous said...

That is funny!  My tax stimulus check went to stimulate the bills and credit card companies!  Linda

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Anonymous said...

i am actually getting the next part of my sleeve done with my 'economic stimulus' funds....good one and go wings!  this girl from the d is happy our team won in what turned into a nail biter of a series.

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