The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help and please support the U.S.A.
::evil grin:: Sorry, couldn't resist, sad as it is I thought it was funny.
22 comments:
That was funny.
Sad, but true is that not everyone is getting the full $600. My son didn't and he was due it. A couple of friends were due that and only got half. I also read in a couple of journals that people only got half of what they expected.
What's up with that? Uncle Sam spent it before they ever got a chance.
Take care, Chrissie
ouch...too much truth in this one.
gina
Sad but true...but i couldn't help but laugh myself....
We haven't got our check yet, I hope we get the full amount...(reading chrissies comment below)...cause we could sure use it with gas prices, and food and everything else going up...
Honestly we all need a huge cost of living raise in order to keep our heads above water anymore....it's sad!
Hugs
Terri
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I read this a couple weeks ago...hilarious! And true, unfortunately. LOL
XOXO,
bridgett
Ha ha .....you made me laugh!!
It may be funny but there is a lot of truth in that!
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Marie
i am LOL at this. Hilarious AND true!
LOVE YOU
LMAO Go Red Wings... I know...evil, evil, evil :)
i got that in an email.
I have to pass this on!! LOL
But hey, what about buying a Chevy?
LORI
OK, maybe a beer or two but I refuse the tattoo, LOL.
Julie
Keeping the money here in the good ol USA!!! great share!
I agree...support the USA!!!
Hugs and love,
Joyce
Oh my gosh,,,thanks for the laugh,,,it was much needed.
Sheri
Im racking my brain here ,what ever could you buy that would help the Brits hee hee Havent we got anything you want ? lol ..love
LOLOL.......how true is that though
LOLOL.......how true is that though
LOL and it's true.
Love ya,
Cindy
That is funny! My tax stimulus check went to stimulate the bills and credit card companies! Linda
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i am actually getting the next part of my sleeve done with my 'economic stimulus' funds....good one and go wings! this girl from the d is happy our team won in what turned into a nail biter of a series.
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