These are the laws of the natural universe

                   

Got this in mail today, and though I've seen it before I had to post it today, because it is so true!!

~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.

~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.

~ Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

~ Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in
will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

~ Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

~ Law of Lines: When you walk IN the grocery store, there's never anyone in
the checkout line.

~ Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone ringing in the
background, until you turn the hair dryer off.

~ Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

~ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.

~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the
aisle arrive last.

~ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

~ Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

~ Law of Natural Attraction: If you and your date are the only two on a
five-mile stretch of beach, the family of five will set up right next to
you.

~ Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness
and cost of the carpet/rug.

~ Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.

~ Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

~ Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"